Our Staff Picks column is a new addition that takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version has a decidedly nude angle, as we suss out which titles from a certain area of the world with great nudity on their television sets. We're talking this week about French TV shows.
We know that the French are more free when it comes to nudity and sexuality. But you may have never considered that French TV has those same standards. We all think that television is tame, but French TV turns that idea on its head.
Escort Boys
With a title like "Escort Boys" we can only imagine the sexiness that ensues. Luckily, the show doesn't force us to use our imaginations. This French Amazon Prime series focuses on young French men who are down-on-their-luck. Needing money and better circumstances in a jiffy, these fellas decide to use their bodies for good and become male escorts.
Guillaume Labbé, Simon Ehrlacher, and Corentin Fila all go nude in spectacular ways. You will have a hard time trying to pick a favorite nude dude because they are all so sexy. Allow this show to escort you straight to horniness!
Braquo
This thriller ran for five years on French TV and was very critically acclaimed as it follows four police officers who are trying to clear the name of a fellow officer accused of a crime that he didn't commit. This guy winds up taking his life, so his friends have a new mission: bring justice to their dead friend's name and reputation.
Xanadu
French TV did their own spin on "shows about the porn industry" that have sprung up in the past few years. Xanadu is that show! This show hones in on a family of porn producers who made adult entertainment in the 1980s. The Valadine family changed the porno game during that era, so this series hones in on Valadine. We get to see shaft from Phil Holliday. His cock makes every day feels like a holiday!
We also get to watch Olivier Chantreau bone a babe, showing his buns to the camera for a long ass time - no pun intended!
Nude
No, you did not read that incorrectly. This series is simply called Nude. Satya Dusaugey plays a man who wakes up from a coma and wakes up to a brand new world where everyone is naked all of the time. This tall drink of water goes nude along with everyone else over the course of the show. He starts off somewhat clothed, but winds up shamelessly showing his cock and balls over and over again.
He's tall, hairy, and hot! But the best part? He's nude. Everyone is! We see so many nude dudes throughout this cheeky series - again, no pun intended! There are cheeks and it is cheeky.
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