Dallas (2012-2014)

A few decades after "Who Shot J.R." became a cultural sensation, the enormously wealthy Ewing family got a series reboot in the 2012 TNT drama Dallas. For three seasons, there was even more corruption, family squabbles and romantic betrayals than the original series ever offered. For fans of the classic soap, this primetime affair brought back three characters from the past: Bobby Ewing (Patrick Duffy), Sue Ellen Ewing (Linda Gray) and, before his death, J.R. Ewing (Larry Hagman). Joined by the new generation of Ewings—John Ross (Josh Henderson), son of J.R. and Sue Ellen; Christopher (Jesse Metcalfe), Bobby’s adopted son; Elena Ramos (Jordana Brewster), John’s girlfriend a Christopher’s former fiancée; Rebecca Sutter (Julie Gonzalo), Christopher’s wife; and Ann (Brenda Strong), Bobby’s wife, the excessively large cast will keep you on the edge of your seats. One of the main points of contention on the series is that Christopher is convinced alternative energy sources are the future, while John Ross is like his daddy: all about the oil! In fact, John Ross is so obsessed with the black gold that he wants to drill for it on the family farm, which horrifies a few members of the fam. Combine that with all the soap opera classics like illegitimate kids, overdoses, murders, evil twins and more, and you'll see why Dallas was never short on drama. You might just need a score card to keep up with all the members of the family, but you’ll definitely be scoring with yourself when you see Josh Henderson rock a pair of boxer briefs. It looks like everything is bigger in Texas! Who else shot a load to J.R. Jr.? Juan Pable Di Pace keeps up with his pace, showing his abs and pretty face while in bed with Jordanna Brewster. Of course, they're doing it in cowgirl! Good luck trying not to bust from all that internal combustion! It's nothing but hot man ass on Dallas!