Death Race (2008)

Back in 1975, Death Race 2000 imagined a world where a massive economic crash in 1979 ushered in a world where Uncle Sam holds a giant, killer race across the country to distract the population and keep them docile. When both 1979 and 2000 came along and it was clear we weren't getting the big crash or the killer car race we were promised, all we could hope for was a remake of the movie. That came when Jason Statham got behind the wheel in Paul W.S. Anderson's Death Race (2008). Statham plays Jensen Ames, a prisoner who was framed for a murder he never committed. He ends up in Terminal Island Penitentiary, where warden Claire Hennessey (Joan Allen) runs a giant "Death Race" that she airs on the internet to make all sorts of money. She tells Jensen that if he competes in, and wins one of these races, she'll let him free. It sounds like a good deal, but with psychos like the wildman Machine Gun Joe (Tyrese Gibson), the Russian mobster Pachenko (Max Ryan), MIT grad 14K (Robin Shou) and former Nascar racer Travis Colt (Justin Mader) all entering the race, odds are he'll die before crossing the finishing line. And that's if Miss Hennessey even honors his deal. Statham blows things up, kicks some ass and bares his own ass all for our enjoyment. He will have your heart racing like a turbo Vette in a scene where we see him from a distance as the prison guards hose him down while he is fully nude. There is a stupendous shot of his succulent saltshaker and there is even a very quick, slightly obscured frontal shot. As Death Race plays out, Jason blows up the bad guys and his sheer sexiness, built physic and firm ass will have him causing an explosion in your pants.