Florida State is pumping out as many hilarious comics as football stars these days. But with all due respect to "The Machine" Bert Kreischer, our favorite funny FSU grad is "2Real" himself, the really sexy ginger Henry Zebrowski. After studying acting at FSU, and getting kicked out of a sorority party for asking about the Ted Bundy murders which happened in that very home, the inappropriate comic we'd like to get inappropriate with took his stand up act all the way to NYC. He did some screen work on Big Apple based shows like Law & Order, Blue Bloods and Girls, before launching the conspiracy theory based podcast "The Last Podcast on the Left" in 2011. The pod made him a star, but we have always had a thing for the bod, so we were happy to see Henry's acting career kick it into high gear. After an episode of High Maintenance, in 2013 Henry joined Leonardo DiCaprio as one of Stratton Oakmont's moronic sales team members: the "Sea Otter" Alden Kupferberg in The Wolf of Wall Street (2013). His stock, and our cock, were rising when he moved on to land a recurring role as Stu on NBC's opposites attract due to a dating app glitch comedy A to Z, joined Jack Black in The D Train (2015), and starred as the conspiracy theorist Quentin Frady on Heroes Reborn. But the role that had us grabbing our John Henry while watching Henry was when he starred on Netflix's The Characters. Henry played a ton of different characters on the comedian crafted anthology, including a whiny and annoying dude being crucified alongside Jesus, which gave us our first shirtless look at him, and a naked man who charges into a restaurant. That one let us see all of Henry, from his beefy chest to his pasty but tasty ass. We're disappointed he's holding his junk, but he still looks like a hunk. Henry's character has quite the story to tell, but who could pay attention with a view like that? Most recently, Henry popped up on an episode of Superstore. With the rest of his career, we can't wait to see what other kinds of nakedness Henry Zebrowski has in store for us!
