Chris Pine's much-talked-aboutpenal debut is finally here.Outlaw King has been making headlines for months now because Chris goes full frontal and we have been dying to see it. As you know, we've written several articles detailing the rumors about it, the buzz, and what Chris has to say about his part in historic dudity. And now it's here!
And that's it. Seriously. That's it, folks. After all this hype and talk, it's a long-distanceshot of Chris emerging from a loch like he's the Loch Ness Monster himself with splashes of water obscuring his glorious member.
Even the shots of his ass during a sex scene are kind of dark!
Look, we are grateful for any glimmer of Pine-is. Don't get us wrong. We are over-the-moon to see a wee bit of his bagpipes, but after SO much hype we can't help but want more. Maybe that was the point? Perhaps Chris wanted to drum up all of this excitement just to lube us up for even more Chris cock. We certainly hope so! At the very least, Chris has probably learned that people are thirsting for his dick and male nudity makes serious headlines. Put those lessons to work, Hollywood, and give us more of Chris' holy wood.
