While you won’t see a six pack or biceps to rival Schwarzenegger, what you will see is the willingness of Michael Gladis to go naked in his original teddy-bear form. Dark hair, the ability to grow facial hair to fit the character, and a resemblance to Orson Welles has gained him numerous roles on the big screen, but predominantly on the little screen. So much so, in fact, that you’re most likely to do an “Oh, thaaat guy,” when you realize what you’ve seen him in. The Texan hunk began his career in the New York theater scene, and did his first major motion picture playing Yevgeny Borzenkov in K-19: The Widowmaker (2002) with Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson. He’s done pop-ups in primetime shows like Hope & Faith, Life, The Good Wife, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Medium, House M.D., Leverage, How I Met Your Mother, Justified, The Mentalist, Revolution,The Librarians, Elementary, Lucifer, Criminal Minds, and The Neighborhood. As for sticking around a while, you’ll recognize him for his regular gigs as Chief on Eagleheart from 2011-2012, Paul Kinsey on 40 episodes of Mad Men from 2007-2012, playing Deputy Chief Knox in Reckless in 2014, Nate Malone in Extant in 2015, Patrick Woichik in Feed the Beast in 2016, and Councilman Charlton Townsend in Penny Dreadful: City of Angels in 2020, where you see him quite naked in an old black and white film, enjoying sexy times underneath Dominic Sherwood. On the big screen, he drops trou and shakes his money maker as T.S. Garp Gault in Without Ward, baring a set of butt cheeks worth squeezing. And that, my friends, beats a six pack any day.