The boob tube was the booty tube once again this week, bringing us almost more moon than we could manage - almost. Here’s all the beautiful bottoms you might have missed on the small screen, from nude newbies to old faves and everyone in between!

We Were the Lucky Ones

The Hulu holocaust series brought out another set of haunches for us to ogle, this time from Henry Lloyd-Hughes. He wakes up in a medical tent and runs to hug a long-lost friend, not seeming to care that his amazing ass is hanging out of his hospital gown the whole time! It’s always a treat to see some seat, but especially during sad WWII dramas.

TV Nudity Report: We Were The Lucky Ones, Palm Royale, Diarra from Detroit, A Gentleman in Moscow, and Mary & George 4.29.24

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Palm Royale

Get your palm ready, because in case you haven’t seen it, we’ve got Christopher Lamm’s nudecomer debut, thanks to this 60’s set series on Apple TV. In a flashback to the Korean War, Christopher flashes his backside when he strips down to go skinny dipping in the ocean, trying to entice fellow soldier Ricky Martin to join him.

TV Nudity Report: We Were The Lucky Ones, Palm Royale, Diarra from Detroit, A Gentleman in Moscow, and Mary & George 4.29.24

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Diarra from Detroit

The eighth episode of this BET+ series once again brings us some tied-up bunnage, only this time it’s Shannon Wallace who we see bound in the buff. This show seems to have a kink, and we are here for it.

TV Nudity Report: We Were The Lucky Ones, Palm Royale, Diarra from Detroit, A Gentleman in Moscow, and Mary & George 4.29.24

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A Gentleman in Moscow

We wouldn’t be surprised if Man Hall of Famer Ewan McGregor had a clause in his contract that ensures his hot heiney makes an appearance in every project… at least we hope so because we never tire of seeing it. For the second time in this premiere season, Ewan gets naked and shows off his legendary bum again. It might’ve been the wrong woman in the bath, but Ewan’s rump is right where it needs to be - in our faces!

TV Nudity Report: We Were The Lucky Ones, Palm Royale, Diarra from Detroit, A Gentleman in Moscow, and Mary & George 4.29.24

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Mary George

For the first time in three weeks, the historical Starz series isn’t the big news in nudity! We do get to see Nicholas Galitzine naked in bed with Tony Curran post-bang sesh, but in this episode, they are lying down in a way where all the good stuff is covered, save for a bit of side butt. Hopefully, this isn’t the trend for the rest of the season and we get back to seeing everyone’s bits!

TV Nudity Report: We Were The Lucky Ones, Palm Royale, Diarra from Detroit, A Gentleman in Moscow, and Mary & George 4.29.24