Braveheart (1995)

Freeeeeddddooooommm! Aussie beefcake Mel Gibson directed, starred in, and took home a bunch of Oscars for Braveheart (1995), the account of the life of medieval Scottish patriot and big-time anti-British ass kicker William Wallace (Mel Gibson). Taking place in the late 1200's, the film begins when, as a child, the British slaughter Wallace’s father and brother, and he's taken away by his ballsy yet brainy uncle (Brian Cox). Twenty years later, Wallace returns having mastered many languages and knowing how to use his head for more than headbutts. His childhood sweetheart, Murron (Catherine McCormack), is now all grown up and he romances her Big Willie style. Wallace just wants to tend his crops and give his lady the hot haggis injection. But when English soldiers kill Murron the day after their secret marriage, Mel becomes a lethal weapon! He unites the villagers against the English garrison and leads a revolt that soon turns into a full-fledged war on England. Wallace keeps drowning the British in their own blood until the English King (Patrick McGoohan) sends Princess Isabelle (Sophie Marceau), to barter with Wallace. Before long, the princess is lifting Wallace's kilt and tossing his caber. He's soon caught and condemned to death, but not before we get a look at Mel Gibson’s ass as he leads a butt-baring attack against the English. Talk about killing us with hindness! Truly an iconic film, this one has its problems ranging from wild historical inaccuracies to some nasty homophobia concerning Prince Edward II (Peter Hanly), who has his gay lover (Stephen Billington) tossed out of a window in a scene played for laughs. Add it to the list of reasons Mel Gibson has been suggested for cancelling, but you can't cancel that hot can when Mel and his soldiers flash the British their butts! That taunting has us wanting! And that's to say nothing of his toned, warrior body that had us blue in the face! You'll be stroking your willy to William Wallace in Braveheart!