Best Serve
Alex Hassell in Rivals

The Hulu series Rivals made headlines for its fantastic nude scenes. Rivals got in on the “sexy tennis” trend started by Challengers with this shocking scene of daddy Alex Hassell playing tennis fully naked! Attention Hollywood: This is what we expected from Josh O’Connor and Mike Faist in Challengers. Do better.

Best Older/Younger Sex Scene
Ruaridh Mollica and David Nellist in Sebastian

The tragically overlooked multinational European drama Sebastian stars Ruaridh Mollica as a young writer who researches his upcoming novel by pretending to be a sex worker. Although, are you really pretending when you’re balls deep in your older John, played by David Nellist? His in-depth research led to the year’s best older/younger sex scene!

Best Ass Eating Scene
Rob Benedict in The Boys

Ass has been on the menu for mainstream audiences ever since Murray Bartlett got a taste of Lukas Gage in season one of The White Lotus. This year appetites were satiated in the most unusual way when Rob Benedict played multiple versions of himself all eating each other’s asses on the gross-out superhero series The Boys!

Best Slo-Mo
Peter Kendall in The Girls on the Bus

Slow motion was first invented by Austrian physicist August Musger in 1904. Little could he have known that it would be best utilized in 2024 by Peter Kendall in The Girls On The Bus! Peter’s hairy, flopping package gets the slow motion treatment as he runs around outside in broad daylight. Owe ya one August.

Best Nude Star Over 60
Ralph Fiennes in The Return

Ralph Fiennes has enjoyed a remarkably successful acting career, which certainly hasn’t been hindered by his seven nude roles and over a dozen nude scenes. At sixty-two he’s still as proud of his daddy cock as ever, and gave audiences a great look at it in his The Odyssey-inspired drama The Return. Hey Ralph, thanks for putting the "sex" in sexagenarian!

Fuzziest Peach
Hugo Diego Garcia in The Substance

The Substance isn’t only one of the year’s best movies and the highlight of Demi Moore’s entire acting career. It’s a showcase for the power of fuzzy peaches. Hugo Diego Garcia delivers the only male nudity in the movie, and he’s packing the massive hairy ass of our dreams. Whether you’re a smooth ass guy or a hairy ass guy, you have to admit that this is a thing of booty.

Best Body Paint
Trevante Rhodes in Mea Culpa

Tyler Perry went into overdrive this year, making good on his lucrative deal with Netflix. Perry has delivered a shocking number of nude scenes in his Netflix movies and television shows, but Trevante Rhodes stands out since he’s covered with gold body paint in his nude scene! This isn't just a movie, it's a work of art.

Best Anal Intruder
Tasuku Emoto in A Spoiling Rain

A Spoiling Rain is about the Japanese “pink films” of the 60s and 70s, and to bring the era of these explicit pornos to life, Tasuku Emoto took one for the team by taking a dildo in his ass during a threeway sex scene with two women. In the world of Japanese pink films, anal-thing is possible.

Best A-List Nudity
Sebastian Stan in A Different Man

Sebastian Stan has done it again. He proved not to be a one and done frontal star (In 2020 he showed his uncut cock with a full frontal nude scene in Monday) by bringing out his fat hog again in his acclaimed drama A Different Man! It is undeniably hot when an A-lister is proud of what he’s got going on between his thighs, and we hope that Sebastian continues to strip down for years to come!

Best Prosthetic
Tom Pelphrey in A Man in Full

“Prosthetic” isn’t always a dirty word around here. Sure, we love the real thing, but sometimes a scene calls for an actor to don a fake peen rather than reveal the full thing. It would be too much to ask for Tom Pelphrey to show his huge erect cock in a mainstream Netflix series, so we’ll gladly take this much-talked-about scene in which he confronts Jeff Daniels with his raging hard-on.

Best Squenis
Joe Davidson in Anyone But You

Anyone But You was a star-making movie for Glen Powell, but what about his nude costar Joe Davidson? We think he stole the movie right from under Glen’s butt when he one-upped his costar by giving his penis a squeeze! What is a “squenis” you ask? This. This is a squenis.

Best Tyler Perry Presents... Gay Sex
Steven G. Norfleet in Beauty in Black

Tyler Perry loves gay sex… in his movies and television shows! Perry can always squeeze in a good anal scene, and really outdid himself with his Netflix series Beauty In Black. Check out Steven G. Norfleet’s jaw-dropping ass as he tops the hell out of his bottom before getting caught by his mom! Never change Tyler Perry, never change.

Best Butthole
Ken Appledorn in En Fin

It takes a special kind of bravery to get nude on camera, but showing actual hole is a different kind of bravery entirely. It’s what's on the inside that counts, which is why we love when a man shows us his insides with a great butthole shot! This year’s best butthole scene goes to hottie Ken Appledorn and his smooth hole in the Spanish comedy En Fin. He’s the hole package.

Best Bulge
Kaz Bishop in Perfect Match

If bulges are the gateway drug to nudity enthusiasm, then consider us hooked on what reality television star Kaz Bishop is packing. His underwear clings to his fat cock as he gets out of the water. Kaz half-hard in this scene, and he tries to adjust himself to hide his growing boner from the villa! Can a bulge scene be better than a nude scene? When it’s this good, yes!

Best Locker Room Scene
Plai Chattrin Chotticomporn, Pan Jirachot Chotticomporn, BeBoy Nanthakorn Sringenthap, and P Ekkapop Tata in Kiseki Season of Miracles

Kiseki Season of Miracles is a softcore gay Thai series that assembles almost too many sexy Thai men to handle. Separately they’re great, but together they’re unstoppable, as you can clearly see with all of their smooth cute butts lined up together in the year’s best locker room scene. P.S. This is just one of the show’s nine great nude and/or gay sex scenes. Do yourself a favor and check it out!

Best Hart Shaped Ass
Kevin Hart in Fight Night: The Million Dollar Heist

Kevin Hart overcame controversy to become America’s most beloved 5’ 2” tall standup comedian. It turns out that good things really do come in small packages, as evidenced by Kevin’s booty in his first ever nude scene.

Best Olympic-Sized Pole
Anthony Ammirati in Paris 2024: Games of the XXXIII Olympiad

The entire world was a little wetter during the 2024 Summer Olympics when Anthony Ammirati’s huge cock and balls prevented him from being able to complete his pole vault. He may have lost, but we all won with the hottest moment from the Olympics. In fact, we dare to say that the world needs even more huge bulges protruding from Spandex onesies. It’s time to heal.

Best Buy One Get One Half Off
Brandon Pitts and Brady Box in Sex-Positive

We had trouble agreeing on a Manatomy Awards category for this fantastic and memorable nude scene. What we can agree on is that the lucky lady in Sex-Positive confronted with Brandon Pitts and Brady Box’s cocks is spoiled for choice. She ends up hooking up with both men! Why not? When you get Brandon, you get Brady half off. There’s always room for that.

Best Get You Some Strange...r Things
Joseph Quinn in Hoard

Stranger Things alum Joseph Quinn became one of the biggest stars in the world seemingly overnight, and while mainstream audiences loved him in Gladiator II and are gearing up for The Fantastic Four, we’re over here enjoying Joseph's only nude role to date in the 2024 drama Hoard! Rest assured - Joseph has a cute ass to match his cute face and personality.

Best Cyclops Surprise
Tye Sheridan in Asphalt City

We pride ourselves on catching overlooked nudity moments, but we are still shocked that more people didn’t clock Tye Sheridan’s penis slip in Asphalt City. Surely everyone wants to see this X-Men star’s surprisingly thick cock sticking out during a sex scene, right? Tye's Cyclops can emit its powerful ray on us any day. As they say.

Lifetime Achievement
Colin Farrell

Each year we bestow our coveted Lifetime Achievement Award to a nudity veteran who has proven time and time again that he is an actor with nothing to hide. This year - drum roll please - Colin Farrell is the proud recipient of our Lifetime Achievement Award, thanks to his iconic legacy of nudity! We first saw Colin Farrell nude in 2008’s Tigerland, where he gives us a great look at his smooth ass during a sweaty sex scene. Those looking for that sweet Colin Farrell penis didn’t have to wait long, as he delivered an insane taint shot in 2004’s Alexander. But for Colin Farrell’s best nude scenes, you need to check out Ask The Dust - where he shows it all while skinning dipping in the ocean with Salma Hayek - and Triage - where Colin Farrell’s cock bobs around between his thighs in the bathtub. Now, give our Lifetime Achievement Award winner a big round of applause - if your hand isn’t too busy!