Dexter (2006-2013)

For years, the serial killer with a conscience drama Dexter (2006) was the Showtime Network's marquee program. Airing for eight seasons, the show was based on the 2004 Jeff Lindsay novel Darkly Dreaming Dexter, and featured Michael C. Hall as the titular Miami-based crime-scene blood-splatter analyst. But Dexter's not just a forensics expert, he's a serial killer too! Yes, after watching his mom get chainsawed to death as a youth, Dexter was adopted by a cop named Harry (James Remar) who recognized that he was a psycho and taught him to channel his inner anger into killing all the murderers who managed to slip through the cracks. And what better way to learn to cover up his vigilante crimes than to become a forensics expert? Of course, with this background Dexter Morgan is incredibly hard to catch as his meticulous murders leave essentially no traces behind. From The Trinity Killer (John Lithgow), a local church deacon who has been killing people for decades, and is one of the few people to see Dexter for what he really is, to the Miami ADA (Jimmy Smits) Dexter brought on as a protege only to see him go rogue and start killing all sorts of innocent people, all the way to the bible obsessed Doomsday Killer (Colin Hanks), Dexter takes out all sorts of serial killers over the course of the show's run. Adrift between Dexter’s buckets of blood are regular appearances of scintillating flesh. As The Trinity Killer John Lithgow kills us with his surprisingly fit sixty-some year-old seat in a couple of episodes, including a scene where he chokes a woman to death in the bathtub. We've been choking the chicken to it since we first watched! Keith Carradine is an oldie too, but his buns look pretty dang ripe as well! We even get a little Carradine peen when he hops out of bed to get dressed! As for the younger fellas, Rhys Coiro and Desmond Harrington stop at shirtlessness, but Michael C. Hall isn't afraid of showing his pretty posterior. He's supposedly asexual, but he sure looks like he's having a good time splattering all over a blonde babe!Maybe Dexter will sext her after all that action!These serial thrillers will have you investigating the contents of your underpants! As the vigilante soaking all sorts of panties, Michael C. Hall was killing it in Dexter!