Evan Peters turns thirty-eight-years-old this week, and while it's been a hot minute since he was last on our minds with his incredible nudity in his Jeffrey Dahmer bioseries, honestly, when do we not have Evan Peters nude on our minds here at Mr. Man? In order to fully celebrate the birthday of this sexy and enigmatic fair-haired Ryan Murphy muse, let's check out the evolution of Evan Peters’ butt throughout the ages, from twinky to Fat with a capital F.
2012: American Horror Story: Asylum
We first got a taste when Evan Peters got hosed down by a man in an insane asylum. It’s equal parts homoerotic and disturbing. AKA it was produced by Ryan Murphy.
Evan Peters in American Horror Story
Ep. 02x01 | 00:16:25 Evan Peters shows off his glorious glutes while getting hosed down in an asylum. He's driving us crazy! (5 secs)
In the following episode two Peters bends over for a sadistic nun played by Jessica Lange. The butt’s looking firm and fine. The perfect accompaniment to his lean, athletic body.
Evan Peters in American Horror Story
Ep. 02x02 | 00:42:28 Bare assed Evan Peters gets a whipping. Naughty boy! (17 secs)
2013: American Horror Story: Coven
Six episodes in, Peters, playing a sexy and disturbed man, has a freakout in a spiritual woman’s secluded cabin. Literally same tho?
Evan Peters in American Horror Story
Ep. 03x06 Evan freaks out and bares his backside. Calm down, dude! (1 min 54 secs)
Then in the following episode he has sex with a witch against a wardrobe. Look closely, and you’ll notice that a mere year after Asylum, Evan Peters’ butt is looking noticeably Fatter. And Fatter it will get yet...
2014-2015: American Horror Story: Freak Show and American Horror Story: Hotel
Ryan Murphy wasn’t about to not cast Evan Peters in the following two AHS seasons, but he only found these two brief opportunities to showcase Evan’s growing azz.
2022: Dahmer - Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story
All of this leads us to Peters’ explosive role as Jeffrey Dahmer in the controversial Netflix series. He killed it as the notorious Midwestern serial killer, and with Murphy at the helm, found multiple opportunities to show off all of his hard work at the gym getting that ass nice and thicc.
Evan appears to have Hansel and Greteled his own ass! In the second episode, he drops trou during a cavity search to showcase a positively breathtaking dumper.
Ep. 01x02 | 00:01:20 Buns on Evan as he strips down while being admitted into prison! (7 secs)
In episode three he bends over and almost shows hole.
And then in the following episode he jerks off pantsless at a carnival while thinking of his crush Cameron Cowperthwaite.
Evan Peters, Cameron Cowperthwaite in Monsters
Ep. 01x04 | 00:32:31 Evan fantasizes about a shirtless Cameron and then we see Evan's ass when we realize he's jerking off at a carnival with his pants pulled down! (13 secs)
Five episodes into Dahmer, Peters strategically covers a victim’s naked body with his own naked bod. The ass is definitely assing.
And there you have it! Happy birthday to that foine foine ass!
