Fifty Shades of Black (2016)

Mr. Man loves a good spoof such as the cinematic sendoffs Blazing Saddles (1974), Young Frankenstein (1974), High Anxiety (1977), Airplane! (1980), Top Secret! (1984), Hot Shots! (1991), Fatal Instinct (1993), Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995), Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996), Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997), Stiff Upper Lips (1997), I’m Gonna Git You Sucka (1988), Scary Movie (2000), Not Another Teen Movie (2001), Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007), and Fifty Shades of Black (2016). The latter flick is a parody of the already unintentionally funny Fifty Shades of Grey (2015). This erotic comedy centers around Christian Black (Marlon Wayans), who is just as cocky but not quite as well endowed as Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) from the original trilogy which cleaned up at our awards. In this pic, Hannah Steele (Kali Hawk) is as a virgin but far more explorative than Dakota Johnson’s Ana Steele. Good thing this Christian can strip. As such, a shirtless Mr. Wayans provides some Magic Mike (2012) gyrations as he rips off his thong to reveal a teeny weeny and big balls. Thankfully, it’s all prosthetic! The movie also includes Mrs. Robinson (Florence Henderson in her final film role), Hannah’s super sexual roommie Kateesha (Jenny Zigrino), Christian’s adoptive mother Claire (Jane Seymour), and his well-endowed brother Eli (Affion Crockett). During a sex scene, Mr. Crockett displays his naked T&A and huge faux cock while putting the motion into this motion picture!