Colton Underwood is a twenty-nine-year-old former Bachelor (or is it once a Bachelor, always a Bachelor?) who recently came out as gay. We applaud him for his honestly, and imagine that it couldn't have been easy to come out after staking your fame on being fap fodder for frisky females. The sad fact of the matter is that Colton was blackmailed while in the closet - "I, at one point, during my rock bottom and spiral, was getting blackmailed. Nobody knows I was blackmailed." Colton added about his unique struggle with embracing his homosexuality:

I know people are saying that this story has been told, but I grew up in Central Illinois. I had never seen a football player that had made it to the NFL that had been gay, growing up Catholic.

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Oh, by the way, ya, he used to play in the NFL. He's a football player boys. Which brings us to the thighs. Colton is pretty much checking off all of our boxes, so don't be shocked that we can't get over this latest thirst trap. Colton casually chills outside in the glorious Los Angeles sun while cozying up to his pup. The camera is conveniently placed right at crotch-level, allowing Colton's spread thighs to truly shine. So beefy. So thicc. So covered in mouth-watering blonde hair. And then there's the chest. And the chest hair. And the arms. Just... wow.

Colton Underwood has yet to film a nude scene, but we will certainly be watching out for sexy content on his upcoming Netflix reality series with fellow out hottie Gus Kenworthy. Until then...