Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

Star-Lord (Chris Pratt), Gamora (Zoe Saldana), Drax (Dave Bautista), Baby Groot (Vin Diesel), and Rocket (Bradley Cooper) are back together and back on the run in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017). Following the events of the first film, the Guardians have become rather well known around the universe. Their prestige lands them a gig protecting Anulax batteries for The High Priestess Ayesha (Elizabeth Debicki) of The Sovereign Race in exchange for Gamora's prisoner sister Nebula (Karen Gillan). Still a scallywag, Rocket decides to swipe the batteries for himself, which sends the Sovereigns into a rage. They hire Yondu (Michael Rooker) to take out the Guardians, but those fellas aren't the real enemy. Instead, Star-Lord will meet his dad (Kurt Russell), who is a Celestial, but also a colossal piece of crap. In the end, Star-Lord will discover powers he never knew he had, the Guardians will add Mantis (Pom Klementieff) to their team, and Sylvester Stallone will make a cameo in the MCU. But can you harden to one of these Guardians? Well, if you're kinky and like to keep it sci-fi, Michael Rooker shows his beefy blue body when he's shirtless and putting his pants on. We wish he was taking them off! Still, the hottest scene in the whole movie is when Chris Pratt shows the results of all that hard work he's been putting in at the gym. Once a chubby comic type, Chris Pratt shed all that fat and looks absolutely shredded here. He strips down to change his shirt, and Gamora is admiring his abs! We'll bet she's begging for him to take her to Sodom! We're green with envy, but she's just green! In space, no one can hear you cream! Guy or gal, either way you'll want to spend a night or two with these Guardians of the Galaxy!