When are couples in horror movies going to learn that traveling into the woods is a big no-no? Well hopefully never, because couples + crazy + woods = a reliable formula for spine tingling horror flick fun. In the French movie Hostiles (2013) by director Robin Plessy, Bastien (Ludovic Mollé) becomes a sadomasochistic mad man after events in the, you guessed it, woods, push him and his lover to the brink of sanity. Bastien may be a psychopath, but you would be psychotic not to love him in those tighty whities! Here's hoping there more Mollé (namely his baguette) in the future!