Hurricane Bianca (2016)

You may feel a warm front in your pants while watching Hurricane Bianca (2016). Not to be confused with the Mexican thriller Hurricane Season (2023), this American comedy follows a New Yorker named Richard Martinez (Roy Haylock). After Lawrence Taylor (Alan Cumming), the president of a teaching ambassador program, lands him a job at Milford High School in Texas, Richard heads west. But when his homosexuality is revealed out there, he winds up getting fired. In an effort to seek revenge, the dude dons drag garb and calls himself Bianca Del Rio. As such, his disguise gets past Vice Principal Deborah Ward (Rachel Dratch), her teacher daughter Carly Ward (Molly Ryman), and the foxy football coach, Chuck (Denton Blane Everett). At the movie’s 48-minute mark, the latter actor flashes his abs and ass in a morning-after scene. We’d love to have a wild night with this handsome hunk! If he’s not sexy enough, the film also showcases the bod on William Belli. As Bailey, the plucky performer exposes his chest and bodacious bulge in a tiny pair of white shorts just 20 minutes into the movie. Under the pen and direction of Matt Kugelman, the low-budget flick also features RuPaul as weather reporter RuStorm. Since the release of this video-on-demand pic, the sequel Hurricane Bianca: From Russia with Hate (2018) came out. Needless to say, Mr. Man is waiting with masturbated breath for the next Hurricane installment. Until then, this film’s steamy images have made our heat index (among other things) rise!