The Righteous Gemstones is back on HBO for its fourth and final season. I am so bummed that this show is coming to an end because I think that it is a perfect show. One reason it is so fantastic is because actor Walton Goggins is hilarious on the show as an old man affectionately called Uncle Baby Billy. Uncle Baby Billy blessed us with a holy image this week: his penis. But is that Walton Goggins' real penis?! Let's discuss it!
No, you're not seeing double on Sunday nights on HBO. Walton Goggins is in two - count 'em, TWO - critically acclaimed and popular HBO shows. He shows off his amazing range as an actor by starring as Uncle Baby Billy on The Righteous Gemstones and then getting serious as a middle-aged man with a vendetta in Thailand in The White Lotus. And last Sunday was a HUGE night for Goggins.
First, he was part of one of the most iconic scenes that The White Lotus has ever produced - and that's really saying something. Sam Rockwell sits across from him in a bar and tells him about the sexual and identity crises that he is having. Goggins' character wasn't expecting this at all. He thought he and his old buddy would get drunk and go wild in Bangkok!
Instead, his newly sober old friend describes his former sex addiction and how he had sex with so many Asian women that he wondered if he wished that he was an Asian woman. He then cross-dresses and bangs men who look like him. It is a complicated, nuanced monologue that is incredibly well-acted. Not only that, but Goggins' reactions are PRICELESS. He doesn't go nude at all, but I thought it was worth mentioning considering that Goggins did no nude on The Righteous Gemstones THAT SAME NIGHT.
So what happened on The Righteous Gemstones? At the beginning of the episode, Walton Goggins in old man makeup drops his pants and shows his penis to his niece and nephews.
This is not the first time we've seen Walton Goggins penis on the show, so you might think that this does not look at all like the other cock we saw on The Righteous Gemstones. I immediately noticed the difference. This time Walton Goggins' had a bigger penis which made me wonder if it was indeed his real cock. So was it?
Sadly, neither of these two scenes would show us his real penis. Neither of them do. Both cocks are fake, even though the most recent penis did look more realistic than the other one. I knew that his other fake penis was fake because it looked too small for Goggins. The most recent penis was much longer and it nearly had me fooled.
Goggins admitted that he was given the option, but he decided not to show his real penis. Come on, Walton! Bless us with the rod between your heavenly thighs. Maybe we will see it in the finale!
Walton Goggins in The Righteous Gemstones
Ep. 04x02 | 00:06:30 Walton drops his drawers in front of the Gemstones, swinging his cock around, and showing off his bare ass! (1 min 3 secs)
