Just when I was all set to crown Brenton Thwaites as the new K.J. Apa, the folks at Riverdale give us this. A porny barnyard romp. And now I just don't know!Thwaites really does have a lot of catching up to do if he wants to be as high key porntasticas Apa, because in addition to his visible penis line wrestling match, Fratpad boys night, streaking, and pretty much everything else, in last night's Riverdale episode titled "The Man in Black," Apa recreated shots that I just know you've literally seen in gay porn! Oh one more - his gay prison kiss with Rob Raco.
It all goes down when Apa's Archie - too warm to wear a shirt but too chilly to wear shorts - flaunts his epically ripped, tan, and sweaty bod while handling his big girthy bale. Cole Sprouse's Jughead comes by to offer his friend a glass of lemonade. But he finds himself distracted by all of Archie's bulges. Including THAT bulge. Then they breed each other to death.
JK, that's not really what the scene is about. But the fact that the CW dink tankcreated amoment in which a shirtless Archie pays homage to pretty much half of gay porn scenariosto come out of the 90's makes me love this show even more! So, do you think Apa's a snacka? Let us know plz.
