Staff Picks: 2010s Horror Movies

Our Staff Picks column is a new addition that takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version has a decidedly nude angle, as we suss out which films from a certain genre with great nudity. This week: 2010s horror movies!

The 2010s were an epic time for horror and a lot of that horror turned to nudity. That's my favorite! There were some truly great modern classics in the 2010s like Hereditary, The Witch, Sinister, The Babadook, Get Out, and The Cabin in the Woods. But there were also iconic horror films with dudity and those are the ones that I must recommend to you for your Halloweekend viewing.

Happy Halloween from us at Mr. Man. Celebrated the spooky season with these sexy scenes from 2010s horror films.

It Follows

This 2014 horror film sort of put horror back on the map in a big way in the 2010s. The film rose in popularity due almost solely to a word-of-mouth campaign. It's getting a sequel in the coming year - a decade after the original film came out - and we hope for more nudity. The film is an allegory for the spread of STDs with a curse that is spread sexually. I'd love for full-frontal actor Don Hails to spread his cheeks for us.

Staff Picks: 2010s Horror Movies

Mandy

This stylistic thriller renewed everyone's appreciation for Nicolas Cage. This surrealistic film is about a dangerous (and fictional) cult in 1983 called Children of the New Dawn. Their leader is played by Linus Roache who proves himself worthy of worship when he opens up his majestic robes and stands with his penis out for his followers to behold.

Staff Picks: 2010s Horror Movies

Climax

Gaspar Noe's dance-centric horror has a simple premise: the punch at the party was spiked with LSD. Or was it? What ensues is a series of freakouts and panics where the dance students turn on one another. Alexandre Moreau goes ass-out and on top in this brutal sex scene lit entirely in seductive red. Watch it and see if you can climax, too:

Midsommar

And, finally, Midsommar may have been the sexiest horror film of the 2010s because the hunky Jack Reynor is full frontal. He is bewitched and seduced into a fertility ritual. It's there that we see his ass as he thrusts into this woman hoping to be impregnated by him. I think he got all of us pregnant when he ran out of the fertility hut with his dick out.

Staff Picks: 2010s Horror Movies