Testosterone (2003)

Breaking up is hard to do in the comical drama Testosterone (2003). Based on James Robert Baker’s same-named novel, this R rated flick follows L.A. based comic book artist Dean Seagrave (David Sutcliffe) who is haunted by the memories of his Argentinian boyfriend Pablo Alesandro (Antonio Sabato Jr.). Ever since Pablo left for seemingly no reason, Dean has been suffering from writer’s block and loneliness. As such, he heads off to Argentina to look for his lost love. During his search, Dean encounters Pablo’s unhelpful mother (Sônia Braga), mysterious sis (Celina Font), and his ex-lover Marcos (Leonardo Brzezicki) — all of whom work to prevent Dean from his quest. The movie also includes Jennifer Coolidge, Dario Dukah, Claudio Torres, Ezequiel Abeijón, and Mr. Sabato’s skin! Under the direction of David Moreton, we get to see shots of Antonio’s abs, sack, shaft and ass. Now, that’s what we call an overexposed actor! Not to be outdone, Mr. Sutcliffe reveals his rump and back-sack when he jumps into the shower. As you can see, his bare body steams up the screen! If that’s not hot enough, Leonardo and David literally lose their tops during an intense scene of smooching. At the risk of repetition, Antonio also goes shirtless while making out with David as he dons sexy skivvies. Too bad the love on camera didn’t translate to critics that dissed the flick. Although this pic has a 6% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, the flesh flashed feels fresh to us. Testosterone will have you hormoaning!