It’s Reagan-era America and a couple of KGB agents are going deep undercover as The Americans. FX's smash hit and critical darling kicked off in 2013 with Elizabeth (Keri Russell) and Philip (Matthew Rhys) living a quiet suburban life with their two kids (Holly Taylor and Keidrich Sellati) and white picket fence in the suburbs of Washington, D.C. But when night rolls around, these secret KGB spies will do whatever it takes to further the Soviet cause. While Elizabeth is steadfastly devoted to Mother Russia, Philip is starting to feel pretty comfortable suckling on the capitalist teat. Worse yet, an FBI agent (Noah Emmerich) just moved in down the road. For six seasons viewers watched as the spies next door did their best to win the cold war and keep themselves from getting Rosenberg'd. Better dead than red, unless it's in the bed! See, a huge aspect of their spycraft involved using sex to infiltrate whatever FBI or CIA Agent they needed to get information from. To that end, Mr. Man is happy to inform you that Matthew may be undercover, but he’s quick to get under the covers with the ladies. Mr. Rhys warms up the Cold War when he strips down and shows off his KGB body, including his Commie Keister during some bedroom sk-intelligence briefings. Mr. Man would love to have an espionage à trios with Matthew and Keri! We're down bad for Matthew, comrade! Other than those spies, there are tons of hot guys. Rob Yang bares his butt in bed with a blonde wig wearing Keri, while the nerdy Daniel London has to hide his cock but can't block the buns while a dude in a suit ruins his sex worker adventure. If only we got to see his hammer and sickle. Rahul Khanna's can? We see it! Ryan Farrell's fanny? Oh yes, right before some shower sex! Andrzej Krikowski? Yup, his ass too! We'd hand over all sorts of classified docs for a night with the awesome asses and cocks on the dudes in The Americans!