Today we're wishing Theo James the happiest of 40th birthdays with a look back at all of the times we were glad he was put on this planet. Nobody, and we mean nobody, makes 40 look as sexy as this ageless stud. If anything, Theo gets hotter over time, and it doesn't hurt that he's become increasingly comfortable showing off his incredible body on camera. He went from going shirtless to showing butt to going full frontal. It's the kind of career trajectory we wish for any actor!
Theo James Nude Scenes
Theo James first came onto our radar with his incredible outdoor nude scene in Sanditon. The soft lighting beautifully illuminates his world-class probably shaved ass. The body is bodying.
In the series The Time Traveler's Wife, Theo plays a Chicago librarian born with a mutation that makes him spontaneously time travel... naked. After time-traveling strategically nude for five episodes, Theo showed his penis and balls in episode six. Don't worry, we slowed down the brief nudity in the top ten gallery below.
Theo James in The Time Traveler's Wife
Ep. 01x06 | 00:26:10 Theo James time travels and falls down the stairs totally naked, tumbling down the steps with his penis and balls out. (18 secs)
If you’re into dudes traveling in time to give themselves blowjobs, boy do we have a scene for you. Brian Altemus is a dead ringer for a young Theo James. Brain plays a 16-year-old Henry, but the actor is actually all man, at 25-years-old. In The Time Traveler’s Wife, Brian gets discovered by his dad in his bedroom, blowing himself under the sheets. This is not Theo James, but it's a guy playing teenage Theo James blowing himself, so we'll allow it.
Brian Altemus in The Time Traveler's Wife
Ep. 01x02 | 00:18:45 Brian Altemus is skintastic in this sexy scene! (17 secs)
And even Theo newbies might have heard about his viral nudity on The White Lotus, where he shows his fake penis but very real ass while changing in front of Aubrey Plaza. Candles. Balloons. Theo James. It's a birthday, we need to blow something!
