The Little Hours (2017)

The Little Hours (2017) may be based on Giovanni Boccaccio's The Decameron, but this, friends, turns the raunch up a notch. It's 1347 in Garfagnana Italy, and a gaggle of sexually repressed nuns are living in a convent where they routinely harass any man within any kind of proximity to them, including the local priest (John C. Reilly) and bishop (Fred Armisen). When a crook on the run named Massetto (Dave Franco) needs a place to hide out, the priest says he can be the convent's new gardener as long as he pretends to be deaf and mute. The priest thinks that'll keep the women off of him, but instead they see a hot man they don't have to listen to, and all of the women want a piece. Can we blame them? One of our horny nuns, Fernanda (Aubrey Plaza) ends up kidnapping Massetto and taking him into the woods for a witch-led fertility ritual. Massetto will escape, only to end up in the hands of the law. Will his nun friends find a new gardener or break out their buddy? Of course they're gonna break him out! Once you've had Dave Franco under your habit, you've just gotta have it! Dave Franco could land any woman he wants, so putting him in a convent is absurd! Of course he ends up in bed with the nuns, including one MILFy one that attacks him under the covers, uncovering just a bit of his butt! But if you want to get really kinky, take a look at Aubrey Plaza holding a knife to his throat and demanding he do the deed with her! As her and a friend gobble on his rod, we see his ass again! We could stare at that thing for hours! The Little Hours will leave your little man big for far more than sixty minutes!