The New Pope (2020)

The New Pope (2020) follows up on Jude Law's character from The Young Pope, but it's just as dope. At the end of The Young Pope, Pope Pius XIII/Lenny Belardo (Jude Laws) ended up in a coma, so this one kicks off with the Vatican looking to elect an interim leader of The Catholic Church. They elect Pope Francis (Marcello Romolo), only for him to have a heart attack and get replaced by the extremely eccentric Pope John Paul II (John Malkovich). This new Pope is all sorts of messed up, in large part because his rich parents blame him for the death of his brother when he was too high on heroin to help him during a ski trip gone bad. Soon enough, he's inviting Marilyn Manson to Vatican City, debating gay marriage with Sharon Stone, talking about letting priests get married, and sending his enemies on fun missions spreading the gospel in places like Somalia and Afghanistan. But when Pius miraculously wakes up and the world starts thinking he might be the second coming of Christ, things really get complicated. Even if you're not religious, you'll appreciate that the papacy is full of absolute daddies on this HBO show! If you've ever wondered what heaven looks like, on this show it's Jude Law walking around the beach in a tight white Speedo! Sounds good to us! But what's even better is when he shows his royal heinie as he stands naked preparing to put back on his pope outfit. That's dude is a white smoke show! Marcello Romolo plays Cardinal Tamasso who gives us just a little bit of carnal knowledge when he sits up naked under a blanket. We only see his shirtless chest with a big cross necklace on it, so say your prayers that we get to see more someday. Tomas Arana shows his pecker while jerking it onto some business lady, as well as when he's part of a wild orgy with Massimo Chini and Claudio Bigagli. That'll have you shooting a rope! Throw in Alessandro Riceci in his whitey tighties, Alex Esola in bed with Javier Camara and more, and these papal hotties make us want to get on our knees! If only it was The Nude Pope!