The Nymphets (2015)

Following the releases of Hong Kong’s Picture of a Nymph (1988), the Spanish flick Diary of a Nymphomaniac (2008), and Lars von Trier’s skinternational chapters Nymphomaniac Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 (2013), came the American pic The Nymphets (2015). Under the pen and direction of Gary Gardner, this drama explores the lengths to which a man will go in order to have his desires satiated and advances met when motivated by lust. And since the man in question is played by Kip Pardue, we have to confess we’d go pretty far! The TV-MA movie follows Joe (Kip). He’s well-off, hot and horny! One night, two young ladies — blonde babe Brittany (Annabelle Dexter-Jones) and brunette beauty Allyson (Jordan Lane Price) —get busted for having fake IDs by a club bouncer (Dante Nero). As such, they’re left outside until they have a chance encounter with Joe. Enamored by their youthful exuberance and sex appeal, the thirty-something cad ignores the fact they’re underage and invites them back to his swanky apartment for what he hopes will be a night of sexual pleasure. But being teens, Brittany and Allyson tease the lusty man. As the night goes on, so do the ways in which they objectify Joe through increasingly bizarre pranks and strange scenarios. Luckily for us, one of these situations involves him pulling down his trousers for a new take on the dick pic. In fact, we see Mr. Pardue’s patootie! Alas, the camera doesn’t show more. We were hoping for a Kip slip!