The 1975 frontman Matt Healy is back in the spotlight thanks to Taylor Swift's latest record-breaking album The Tortured Poets Department. Healy doesn't lend his vocals to the album, but he does take center stage in pretty much every song. This is Swift's latest breakup album, and this time she's recounting her tumultuous relationship with the hard-partying and controversial Matt. Those who haven't thought about the thirty-five-year-old rocker for a minute are suddenly reminded of why he became an unlikely sex symbol in the first place. Move aside Taylor, we can fix him!

Matt Healy Penis As Seen In His Nude Wax Sculpture

We're a nudie website, so we reserve our blogs for naked celebrities. We can't technically see Matt Healy nude, so what gives? Well, at a September 2023 show, Healy nearly gave his fans a heart attack when he debuted a fully naked wax sculpture of himself on stage at a concert. This isn't a Ken doll. The figure is anatomically correct, and in footage from the production, the real Matt can be seen caressing his naked figure. Why is this hot?

The wax Matt Healy obviously isn't the real deal, but we still love seeing his ass and floppy cock draped over his thigh. That's putting the "long" in So Long, London!

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