Are shirts a thing of the past? We hope so and guessing by this last week of television that’s where fashion may be heading! Perhaps it’s the approach of summer and warmer weather, but everyone seemed to be wanting to show off their tasty torsos this week, plus we got some Bavarian bunnage from a new German series on Amazon Prime. Keep scrolling for deets!

Maxton Hall - The World Between Us

New from Deutschland, this rich boy-poor girl romantic drama series delivered the only cheek of the week thanks to Damian Hardung, whose sculpted seat, abs, and cum gutters surely gave everyone a huge Hardung while watching.

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Dark Matter

Apple TV+ launched its newest sci-fi mystery series starring hottie Joel Edgerton, who, as always, had us teetering on the Edgerton of exploding when he showed his six-pack on screen.

TV Nudity Report: Maxton Hall, Dark Matter, Ghosts, Loot, and Palm Royale 5.13.24

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Loot

Apple TV+ was the place for pecs thanks to more recent topless scenes from stars Nat Faxon and Joel Kim Booster. While Faxon may not be waxin’, he’s still a snack, but we could make a whole meal of Joel’s smooth, sexy chest.

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Palm Royale

Also on Apple, the finale of the 60s set comedy closed out with a long-awaited smooch between Ricky Martin and Rick Cosnett. Rick is currently having a moment, it seems, as he also just went nude for the first time in the film Shoulder Dance. Check it out!

TV Nudity Report: Maxton Hall, Dark Matter, Ghosts, Loot, and Palm Royale 5.13.24

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Ghosts

Even broadcast TV got in on the action this week when sex-on-a-stick stripper Deniz Akdeniz ripped off his shirt twice to reveal his musclebound frontside.

TV Nudity Report: Maxton Hall, Dark Matter, Ghosts, Loot, and Palm Royale 5.13.24

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