Virgins of Sherwood Forest (2000)

A daydreaming music video director has to come to the rescue of an out of shape Robin Hood in Virgins of Sherwood Forest (2000). One of the weirder softcore flicks of the early 2000's, the film stars Gabriella Hall as Roberta. She's a music video director dealing with an annoying rock star named Alvin (Brian Heidik) who decides halfway through shooting that he'd like to switch from a Wild West theme to a Robin Hood one. Annoyed, she bonks her head and passes out, waking up in a medieval version of Sherwood Forest. However, at this point Robin (Brian Heidik) has won his battle with the Sheriff of Nottingham and spends his days doing a whole lot of nothing. There's a new Sheriff in town (Shannan Leigh) who captures Robin, setting Roberta and Little John (Jason Schnuit) on a path to storm the castle and save him. Once she's saved the day, will she wake up and be inspired to tell the rock star off? Not before getting off, because this softcore flick is sex filled! As the Robin that we want to rock, Brian Heidik doesn't let us say "hi" to his dick. However, we do see his buns as he's getting blown backstage while taking advantage of life as a rock star. Brian will eventually become a Survivor winner, by the way. Outplay, outwit, good luck lasting very long when he whips it out! Jason Schnuit is Little John. We don't get to find out, but he must not be so little judging by how much the babe he's thrusting into is enjoying the sexperience! We see his ass after a woman lays down a blanket in the woods and her and Schnuit do it! Sign us up to make that man merry! Finally, David Usher is built like a ponytailed bodybuilder who gets stripped down in a couple of different booty baring scenes! Mr. Man would like to ride that pony! Would we do him in the forest? Sure would! If he brought his woody to Sherwood Forest, none of those fellas would be virgins for very long!