April Showers: 10 Best Shower Scenes With Penises!

#10: Henry Eikenberry in Euphoria

Up and coming heartthrob Henry Eikenberry stole the show on Euphoria when he debuted his hairy cock in the boys high school locker room. He plays the love interest of Eric Dane’s character in a flashback. Henry gives young Eric Dane quite an eyeful when he lets his hairy cock and balls hang out before cheekily asking “Wanna get a milkshake?” Yes, yes we do.

#9: Jack Armstrong in Patterns

Patterns is a gay British series that would have gone under the radar had sexy actors like Jack Armstrong not contributed their best assets to the shower. This stacked, hairy jock flaunts his incredible body and sweet package during a gratuitous shower scene. Jack. Arm. Strong. There’s a dirty joke in there somewhere, but we’re too horny to care!

#8: Pierre Perrier, Johan Libéreau in Cold Showers

A homoerotic friendship mounts between teenage friends played by Pierre Perrier and Johan Libéreau in this cock-filled drama. The boys form a three-way sexual relationship with a woman, but for the movie's best scene, three is not the magic number. In this boys’ only shower Pierre and Johan soap up their uncut penises in silence together, with Pierre gratuitously touching himself several times!

#7: Jannik Schümann, Louis Hofmann in Center Of My World

Louis Hofmann was only a teenager when he took on the role of a curious young man in Center Of My World. We get some great looks at his uncut penis throughout the flick, but it’s his boy toy Jannik Schümann who gives it up in the shower! Their super hot gay shower make out gets Jannik hard, and Louis helps relieve his friend by actually jerking his erect cock.

#6: Ofek Nicki-Cohen, Asaf Jonas, Roy Reshef, Omer Perelman Striks in The Swimmer

In this homoerotic drama, a group of teen swimmers spend the summer at an Israeli Olympic training camp overflowing with testosterone. Okay we’ll go. A young gay man played by Omer Perelman Striks witnesses the straights going wild in the shower together, and Ofek Nicki-Cohen rounds out the fantasy when he grabs onto his cock and waves it around.

#5: Arón Piper, Omar Ayuso, and Manu Ríos in Elite

The boys' locker room in Elite has seen its fair share of action, but this fantasy sex sequence takes the cake. Arón Piper is torn between his two bottoms, Omar Ayuso and Manu Ríos, and fantasizes about both of them sucking his cock at the same time while masturbating in the shower! Why choose when you can have both?

#4: Tom Mercier in Synonyms

Tom Mercier is a massive celebrity here at Mr. Man, and we’re just waiting for the rest of the world to catch up. He loves swinging around his massive cock, and has actually delivered two full frontal shower scenes. Our favorite is his first, in Synonyms, where he gets visibly excited on camera after touching himself. Lord have Mercier on me.

#3: Ben Affleck in Gone Girl

A-list frontal nudity doesn’t get much better than this. Hide your nanny, because Ben Affleck reveals his massive cock for a brief but glorious moment in his legendary Gone Girl shower scene. It’s nice to know that the big dick energy Ben gives off is the real deal.

#2: Gaspard Ulliel, Guillaume Gouix in To The Ends Of The World

The late French actor Gaspard Ulliel delivered many memorable sexy roles, with his stunning group shower scene in To The Ends Of The World being his crowning nude moment. This Adonis looks perfect from head to toe while casually showering off with the boys. Find one thing wrong with Gaspard. We’d wait, but we don’t have forever.

#1: Cooper Koch in Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story

Finally, the best shower scene goes to Cooper Koch in Monsters. The latest entry on our list is also the hottest, and it’s not just recency bias. Years from now we’ll be telling the tale of Cooper fondling his horse hung cock in front of his sexy prison inmate crush in Ryan Murphy’s most explicit scene to date (which is saying something). This shot instantly went viral and helped cement Cooper as the biggest out star of his generation. This April, let’s give it up for the showers, and the growers!